eggsus:

officialpollen:

celebrities that get more shit than they should:

  • nicki minaj
  • ke$ha
  • miley cyrus
  • lorde
  • lindsay lohan
  • taylor swift

celebrities that don’t get enough shit:

  • justin bieber
  • nash grier
  • justin bieber

notice how the first list is all women leading the industry. notice how the second list is two teenage boys who think they run shit but they’re hurting people.

bruhcardi:

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn

(Source: okuyasue)

artrich:

which jungles have wi fi so i can move there and start my tribe

"I think that if I could fall asleep next to you every night, I’d never really be sad again."

Midnight thoughts (I already miss you)

(Source: reality-escape-artist)

precumming:

when he refuses to eat your ass

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oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

savingsophie:

i love my wife

wifi*

flatsound:

shout outs to ppl who actually take selfies in public. i don’t know why we mock them, that’s a level of confidence and not giving a fuck that i want to achieve one day

riddlersgammon:

that time of year is approaching

scary lawn decorations

terrifying tv programs

people in costumes going door to door

election season

shouldnt:

Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word

carpaydiem:

it sucks when you have a bad teacher for a subject you’re genuinely interested in