punned:

BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY *class chants* “BILL BILL BILL BILL”

whos had to take care of those fake babies for school??

the worst thing is where someone does something that’s shouldn’t be a huge deal but for whatever reason it is to you and you just wanna cry but can’t explain why cuz you know it’s dumb so you just sit there and try to swallow that lump in your throat

jerkidiot:

i just realized tater tots is short for potato toddlers and i don’t know how i feel about that

shuttlecock-blocked:

september 30th

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october 1st 

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sashayed:

sashayed:

everyone has that one text post that you suddenly remember and weirdly bark-laugh in the shower

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coconut-coffee:

my wallet needs to be as thick as my thighs

(Source: goldenshawty)

sasstronauuut:

thatcouldhavegoneworse:

thatwriterchickyouknow:

septemregnasansae:

no but bi harry deliberately fucking with ron like they’re at christmas dinner or w/e and harry just goes “you know ron i’m in love with your sister and everything but if bill was single…goddamn. i’d go there”

bill winks across the table at harry

ron screams

"GODDAMN IT YOU CAN’T TAKE ALL MY SIBLINGS, HARRY."

"Don’t worry, Ron, you can keep Percy."

I FUKCGIN PISSED MYSELF

officialannakendrick:

could you please put your crying kid on vibrate

(Source: dutchster)

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