• me waking up: i can't wait to go to sleep tonight

wanchorss:

in4viate:

i have the sex appeal of a walrus.

imagemm gurl 

(Source: desparate)

momjeanswag:

Imagine a starkid show where all the actors pick their most favorite character they’ve ever played and just go at it at an all in improv game to the death.

momjeanswag:

Imagine a starkid show where all the actors pick their most favorite character they’ve ever played and just go at it at an all in improv game to the death.

departured:

seedy:

now WHY would you snapchat me that photo if ur gonna put it in your story 

kaltlyn:

"we can get mcdonalds on the way home"

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dimebagdarrellofficial:

Tumblr is proof that we allow too many stupid, oversensitive people to have internet access

shellfish-machiness:

You know who else is underrated? Owl City. This introverted guy who wrote a bunch of songs on his computer in his parents basement. With lyrics like “reality is a lovely place, but I wouldn’t wanna live there” and “please take a long hard look through your textbook, cause I’m history” and he tweets stuff like “got groceries. Enough social interaction for the week” and “girl I ain’t no astronaut, but I need a little space” and I love owl city

stayburned:

it seems that everyone i’m friends with is better friends with someone else and that really fucking sucks